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MURPHY PENDLETON

"Not here right now. Which means I'm probably... somewhere else.
"If you're tryin' to get a hold of me for some reason, just wait for the tone and leave a message after the... thing.
"...Shit, that was... Th-that was bad. Is there some way to do this ov--?" [Beep!]

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you took your comm with you right
in your goddamn huge pockets
did you squat so hard that shit came right outta your pants
dropped into the bowl
got all waterlogged
btw the shit im talking about is communicators
cause if thats what you did
i guess i dont blame you for not answering
pretty gross
but cmon no one gets burned by their own brand

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you know when i went missing
i had the courtesy to bring my roommate with me
no dame went hysterical wringing her hands in her lap fretting over my missing person ass
just saying
i also had the courtesy to be a rad dude with a sword
which last i checked you arent
so if youre out there half dead
at least have the courtesy to be not dead enough to hit a button on your comm and breathe out an sos
hahaha haaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaa hahaha
like that

[tg]

disregard the pregnant lady breathing exercises i shot your way last time
i dont actually know morse code

[tg]

youre uh
gonna make it to the pods right
cause right after i shoot out of my personal lube tube ill be cruising the nudes looking for your rough and tough wifebeaterly
boobs?
god thats the worst rhyme i ever made
imma stfu now