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MURPHY PENDLETON

"Not here right now. Which means I'm probably... somewhere else.
"If you're tryin' to get a hold of me for some reason, just wait for the tone and leave a message after the... thing.
"...Shit, that was... Th-that was bad. Is there some way to do this ov--?" [Beep!]

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[dogbane]

I'm afraid not.

Honestly I've no idea what put it there. There aren't any uhh

tracks. or anything. sorry.

[Actually maybe no tracks are good? Does that mean it isn't... spread around?]

Is this your area?

[yardbird]

[Good thing it's text because Murphy's just SCREAMING.]

Yeah no, that's not my department.

Or ANY DEPARTMENT, really.

What I can do at least is make sure the cleaning robots take care of it I guess.

That is a fucking HEALTH HAZARD.

[dogbane]

[oh my god. William clutches his device a little, more scandalized now than he was even at the original poopception!!]

Cleaning robots would be brilliant thank you sir, [he types back weakly.] I can try and cordon off the area to reduce contamination

[yardbird]

[goddammit what the fuck is up with people calling him "sir" all the time this is so weird]

It should be fine. Just make sure

Shit I don't know

That nobody STEPS IN IT or something.

[Murphy's dealt with a lot of crazy things during his space romp. Poops in the hallways is definitely not something he ever expected to have to contend with. What the fuck is this even- that is so irresponsible!]

[dogbane]

Ok I will do this thing

I hope these robots are properly equipped, I mean if they just tend to use brushes or something uhh

That would go poorly

[yardbird]

I

[he really has no idea if they are or not fuckfuckfuck]

I hope so too.
For all our sake.