murphy's magical pet names surprise corner

seems legit

• cupcake
  
• son
  
• sport
  
• "naughty knuckles"

nameplay

• lord murp pdleetons: ex-convict, destroyer of chairs, winner of girliest screams the third
  
• murples
  
• mopey ponderton
  
• murpuppy pawdleton
  
• murpup piddleton
  
• murpy pimpleton
  
• murphy pumpkin
  
• morefood pudgyton
  
• murhurl pukleton
  
• murp durpleton
  
• murr '2 cute' pennieton
  
• murphy penetrating
  
• i don't even help