murphy's magical pet names surprise corner
- seems legit
- cupcake
- son
- sport
- "naughty knuckles"
- nameplay
- lord murp pdleetons: ex-convict, destroyer of chairs, winner of girliest screams the third
- murples
- mopey ponderton
- murpuppy pawdleton
- murpup piddleton
- murpy pimpleton
- murphy pumpkin
- morefood pudgyton
- murhurl pukleton
- murp durpleton
- murr '2 cute' pennieton
- murphy penetrating
- i don't even help