✘ [trollollollolloll]

[yardbird]

NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
HIS LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO SIT AND RELAX
AND TELL YOU ABOUT HOW MURPHY PENDLETON CAME TO ATARAX

IN RYALL STATE PRISON, BORED AND CONFINED
IN CELL 302B WHERE HE WAS LOSING HIS MIND
CHILLING OUT IN MAX AND PLOTTING RETRIBUTION
AND SEQUESTERED PRISONER KILLED HIS NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
WHEN A PRISON GUARD, WHO WAS LOOKIN' TO STEAL
STARTED STRIKIN' UP A DIRTY DEAL
HE OWED ONE LITTLE FAVOR, AND SOME RULES HE HAD TO BREAK
THEY SAID, "SON YOU GONE AND MADE A TINY HUGE MISTAKE."

THEY SENT HIM ON THE TRANSFER BUS AND FROM HERE YOU KNOW THE DRILL
WHEN THEY PASSED A STATE SIGN THAT SAID "SILENT HILL"
IF ANYTHING I CAN SAY THAT THIS LEARNED HIM HUMILITY,
BUT I THOUGHT, NAH, YO HOME TO THE TRANQUILITY!

HE
PULLED
OUT OF THE GRAVITY COUCH ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT
AND HE YELLED "NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO"
THEN LOOKED AT HIS NEW LIFE, IT WAS A CLEAN AND FRESH START
TO SIT ON HIS THRONE, PLAYING SILENT HILL KART

okay for cereal:
history is over here