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MURPHY PENDLETON

"Not here right now. Which means I'm probably... somewhere else.
"If you're tryin' to get a hold of me for some reason, just wait for the tone and leave a message after the... thing.
"...Shit, that was... Th-that was bad. Is there some way to do this ov--?" [Beep!]

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[tg]

you know when i went missing
i had the courtesy to bring my roommate with me
no dame went hysterical wringing her hands in her lap fretting over my missing person ass
just saying
i also had the courtesy to be a rad dude with a sword
which last i checked you arent
so if youre out there half dead
at least have the courtesy to be not dead enough to hit a button on your comm and breathe out an sos
hahaha haaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaa hahaha
like that

[tg]

disregard the pregnant lady breathing exercises i shot your way last time
i dont actually know morse code

[tg]

youre uh
gonna make it to the pods right
cause right after i shoot out of my personal lube tube ill be cruising the nudes looking for your rough and tough wifebeaterly
boobs?
god thats the worst rhyme i ever made
imma stfu now