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william tsang (
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2015-05-09 04:56 am (UTC)
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, a text message chimes shyly into Murphy's inbox.]
Good afternoon
I am sorry to bother you and hope I'm not offending
[He is really a very inoffensive and polite soulless person, even if maybe these manners have a more self-serving bent now than they did before.]
But there's an absolutely enormous mound of shit, probably not human, that appeared in front of my door recently
Does your department offer assistance with this sort of thing?
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Good afternoon
I am sorry to bother you and hope I'm not offending
[He is really a very inoffensive and polite soulless person, even if maybe these manners have a more self-serving bent now than they did before.]
But there's an absolutely enormous mound of shit, probably not human, that appeared in front of my door recently
Does your department offer assistance with this sort of thing?